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Object >> StaticMesh (native-only)

Package: 

Engine

This class in other games:

U2, U2XMP, UE2Runtime, UT2003, UT2004, UT3

This class represents static meshes as objects in the engine. Unlike the SkeletalMesh class, this class is native-only and does not expose any members to the UnrealScript level.

[edit] See also

• StaticMeshComponent, the actor component for using static meshes
• StaticMeshActor, the default actor for adding static meshes in UnrealEd
• DynamicSMActor, a base class for several types of dynamic actors using static meshes