I'm a doctor, not a mechanic

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*Cogito, ergo sum
 
*Cogito, ergo sum
 
*Mostly Harmless
 
*Mostly Harmless
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*Always snap to grid
 
*Always snap to grid
 
*There is no spoon
 
*There is no spoon
*The three virtues of a programmer: Laziness, Impatience, and Hubris. – Larry Wall
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*The three virtues of a programmer: Laziness, Impatience, and Hubris. – Larry Wall
 
*My program doesn't have bugs. It just develops random features.
 
*My program doesn't have bugs. It just develops random features.
 
*I don't need to test my programs. I have an error-correcting modem.
 
*I don't need to test my programs. I have an error-correcting modem.
 
*Worst-case scenario: the UEd Goblin wipes the map and burns down your house.
 
*Worst-case scenario: the UEd Goblin wipes the map and burns down your house.
*Once I get that upgrade to 36-hour days, I will tackle that. – Mychaeel
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*Once I get that upgrade to 36-hour days, I will tackle that. – Mychaeel
*Gah - a solution with more questions. – EntropicLqd
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*Gah - a solution with more questions. – EntropicLqd
*I search for solutions in this order: Past Code, Unreal Source, Wiki, BUF, groups.yahoo, google, screaming at monitor. – RegularX
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*I search for solutions in this order: Past Code, Unreal Source, Wiki, BUF, groups.yahoo, google, screaming at monitor. – RegularX
*I love the smell of UnrealEd crashing in the morning. – tarquin
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*I love the smell of UnrealEd crashing in the morning. – tarquin

Latest revision as of 03:42, 13 March 2008

  • Cogito, ergo sum
  • Mostly Harmless
  • I'm a doctor, not a mechanic
  • Always snap to grid
  • There is no spoon
  • The three virtues of a programmer: Laziness, Impatience, and Hubris. – Larry Wall
  • My program doesn't have bugs. It just develops random features.
  • I don't need to test my programs. I have an error-correcting modem.
  • Worst-case scenario: the UEd Goblin wipes the map and burns down your house.
  • Once I get that upgrade to 36-hour days, I will tackle that. – Mychaeel
  • Gah - a solution with more questions. – EntropicLqd
  • I search for solutions in this order: Past Code, Unreal Source, Wiki, BUF, groups.yahoo, google, screaming at monitor. – RegularX
  • I love the smell of UnrealEd crashing in the morning. – tarquin